Terrifyingly and Funny Barbie Doll Pics

It's a barbie queue

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📅︎ Dec 21 2020

After getting my wife pregnant with my second child, my daughter asked me why Barbie doesn't make a pregnant Barbie.

I told her it was because Ken came in another box.

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📅︎ Dec 10 2020

Why are we calling her Barbie...

When we can call her chick-ken?

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📅︎ Nov 26 2020

When Barbie called Ken his bro...

Ken was broken.

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📅︎ Sep 17 2020

Why does Barbie look so young even though she was born in the fifties?

Plastic surgery

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📅︎ Aug 16 2020

My daughter asked if she could cut the hair off of one of her barbies to make a boy barbie.

I said "You Ken if you want to."

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📅︎ Sep 28 2020

My 4 year old daughter came crying that she couldn't find her Barbie dolls. Apparently, my 2 year old son threw them in fire last night for fun.

Barbiecued.

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📅︎ Jul 13 2020

What did the authorities do when Barbie's boyfriend was involved in a serious car accident?

They contacted his next of Ken.

That's a damn good joke. I'm proud of that joke.

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📅︎ Jun 15 2020

What do you call several barbie dolls waiting in line?

BBQ

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📅︎ Aug 10 2020

If I got 5 bucks every time my daughter gave her Barbie a haircut

I'd have a lot of doll hairs

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📅︎ Aug 04 2020

What do you call an operation on a barbie doll

Plastic surgery

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📅︎ Mar 29 2020

Which barbie throws the best summer parties?

Barbie Q!

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📅︎ Mar 01 2020

Swiss barbie knife

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📅︎ Sep 18 2019

Why did dad shave his daughters barbie?

She wanted 100 doll hairs

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📅︎ Jun 21 2019

Barbie que

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📅︎ Apr 26 2018

A yoga instructor Barbie comes with a KenGuru

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📅︎ Jun 04 2019

I bought some valuable Barbie dolls that are made of metal, but I don't know how I should style their hair.

I think I might put a platinum.

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📅︎ Aug 25 2018

You want to know how I know that Ken never hits Barbie?

Battery not included

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📅︎ Aug 14 2018

Barbie's been working out, but body proportions are definitely

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📅︎ Dec 02 2016

What do you call a nazi Barbie doll?

A barb-aryan

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📅︎ Jan 30 2018

Shrimp on the barbie

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📅︎ Feb 08 2016

Throw another shrimp on the Barbie

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📅︎ Oct 31 2013

What do you call a male Barbie doll who used to be in a frat and lost his self-confidence?

Bro-ken

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📅︎ Mar 27 2017

A Russian Nesting doll and a Barbie doll were having an argument about Ken, who they both liked.

The Russian nesting doll said "I've got so many more layers to me than you, honey."

Barbie didn't care though. It was a cheap shot, and as she pointed out, "At least I'm not hollow on the inside."

And Ken was laying her every damn night anyway, so the original statement wasn't strictly true.

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📅︎ Nov 09 2016

During her college years, why did Barbie call the technicians when her boyfriend joined a fraternity?

Because he was bro-ken.

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📅︎ Sep 27 2016

Why doesn't Barbie ever get pregnant?

Because Ken comes in another box.

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📅︎ Sep 13 2017

What do you call a load of Barbie dolls in a line?...

... A barbecue.

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📅︎ Oct 05 2013

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